Preparation
Preparation
Reparations should be made to all those who's lives have been dramatically affected by the scourge known as Burning Toast Man. Every member who has ever participated should receive, at a minimum, the following:
- T0asT. For life. Totally free and never burnt.
- Ammo. For shooting toast when toast can't be provided in convenient manor
- Whiskey (...and the appropriate amount of hors to go with said whiskey)
- Mud flaps with those cute little naked women on them.
- Porn. Why not? If we are getting reparations we might as well be greedy
Whops...they said preparations. My bad. When preparing for Burning Toast Man participants should be sure to bring the following:
- T0asT. For life. Totally free and never burnt.
- Ammo. For shooting toast when toast can't be provided in convenient manor
- Whiskey (...and the appropriate amount of hors to go with said whiskey)
- Mud flaps with those cute little naked women on them.
- Porn. Why not? If we are getting reparations we might as well be greedy
It looks like in the grand scheme of things there ain't much different in preparations or reparations. Be creative. Add what ever you'd like.